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Molly gets all the attention when we ride together, and I am left out completely, so I have decided to trade her for an ugly donkey.
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Talking Dog
A guy sees the sign outside my house that says
"Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he walks in.
"So what have you done with your life?" he asks Molly.
"I’ve led a very full life," says Molly. "I lived in the Alps
rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq.
And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement
home."
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks me, "Why on earth would you
want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?"
I replied, "Because she’s a liar! She never did any of that!"
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Flowers of Forgivenes
For so long, I’d wanted to apologize to my best friend. But she died before I got the chance. What now?
By Haven Conner, Chattanooga, Tennessee
May, 09
I never see a daisy without---- Read the whole story and share yours with us.
I have always been the type to lend a helping hand, rarely do I ever pass up a disable stranger broken down on the highway.
By: Billy
I have helped people in trouble all my life, during that time I have met a couple of strange hitch hikers that I got rid of fairly quickly.
But in general most people in trouble are folks just like you and I. Their car has simply quit running or they like to hitch hike. Try it sometimes. Just walk out to the main road, I know there is one near you. Then stand on the side of the road and stick out your arm with your right thumb straight up. Look at the oncoming cars as if to say give me a ride, please. It is fun, and when someone stops you will meet a stranger who can become your next friend.
My recent “pick ups” was a migrant farm worker, traveling with a lot of luggage and a large dog named Taz. Molly loved the companionship. I gave him a 250 mile ride. We camped together and became good friends. Another was a young mother carrying a baby, walking down the interstate. Why would a human past up such a scene. I don't know but many cars had done so. It was a very hot day and the first thing I did was offer her a cold drink. She had been walking for 30 minutes. She had just broken down without her cell phone. We called her husband at work and I waited with her at Arby's until he came. I was her angel for a while. My act of kindness made me feel so good and Molly licked my hand in her certain way.
I picked up a very large man and gave him a ride that took me about 30 miles out of my. He was an epileptic and help from people like me was his only means of transportation. Molly liked him.
But, just a while back I stopped to help this well dressed man, he walked up to the passenger side to get in, opened the door, and pause while Molly smelled him out. A side of Molly that I have never seen came out, she snarled and showed signs of aggression, hairs raised up on her back, it became apparent that the man was not going to enter without a fight.
I told him to close the door and back away from the bus. He did so and I drove away.
Long ago I became aware of the fact that Angels come in many shapes and forms. If I did not have Molly with me, God would have figured out some other way to warn me of the danger.
So the moral of this story; I will continue to stop and help out a stranger when it seems necessary.
Why it might just be you. And only you know if Molly will let you in.
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.) GIVES NEW MEANING TO BUMPING INTO
OLD FRIENDS......
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home.. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 time s a day..
(I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over
quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.....)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too..)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread
these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a
smile to, maybe even a chuckle.. In other words, send it to
everyone !
(and God love that pig!)
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Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
I aint got a thing in the world to do today. So it does't matter when I get started doing it. So I might just procrastinate until the end of the day. One thing about it, I cant get in no trouble about it. I think I'll get me another wife, damn if that wont put an end to my loafing. But then I would have to become a Democrat so I could be unorganized. Somebody told me there was an exuberant Jupiter in the spotlight, what the devil is that, something like an Oprah?
I just wanted to take a train ride the other day, a young woman with a screaming baby got on board and lo and behold she sat beside me, everyone was looking at us, the young mother, undaunted began to sang very loudly "♫♪♫♪ I'm teething, on a slow train. Don't know when I'll be calm again."♫♪
Subject: Fox news bows to the pressure
Fox is already cowering down to the President .....
In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't
show enough
Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced
that they will now
air " America 's Most Wanted" TWICE a week.
Muslim Belief : by
Rick Mathes
This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is
a well-known leader in prison ministry. The man who walks
with God always gets to his destination. If you
have a pulse you have a purpose.
The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion
per capita in the United States , especially in the minority
races!!!
Last month I attended my annual training session
that's required for maintaining my state prison security
clearance.. During the training session there was a
presentation by three speakers representing the Roman
Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each
of their beliefs..
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic
Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the
basics of Islam, complete with a video.
After the presentations, time was provided for
questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the
Imam and asked: 'Please, correct me if I'm wrong,
but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have
declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of
the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a
command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in
heaven. If that' s the case, can you give me the
definition of an infidel?'
There was no disagreement with my statements and,
without hesitation, he replied, 'Non-believers!'
I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this
straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to
kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a
place in heaven. Is that correct?'
The expression on his face changed from one of
authority and command to that of a little boy who had just
been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.'
He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.'
I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem
trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to
kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all
protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a
place in heaven!'
The Imam was speechless!
I continued, 'I also have a problem with being
your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling
your followers to kill me!
Let me ask you a question: Would you rather have
your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go
to heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because
I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with
me?'
You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his
head in shame. Needless to say, the organizers and/or
promoters of the Diversification training seminar were
not happy with my way of dealing with the Islamic Imam, and
exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.
In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in
the U.S. to elect the President!
I think everyone in the U.S. should be required to
read this, but with ACLU, there is no way this will be
widely publicized, unless each of us send it on! This is
your chance to make a difference...
God determines who walks into your life ...it's up to you to
decide who
You Let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let
go.'
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I ask that you take the time to watch this video and join this cause because ''We the people" need to rise up and have an organized mass meeting with our congress. Enough is Enough This is the first day of your children's future. Please do not just sit there on your lazy ass and do nothing. This website is important and they have put it together very well. Please Visit http://www.bornagainamerican.org/index.php
In the world of online dating, a five-foot-four-inch man has to make $146,000 more a year than a six-foot-tall man to get the same number of dates.
Having a wife creates an extra days work for a husband because he has to work that extra day to buy cleaning stuff for her to do the house work with.
Sometimes in life,
you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.
This is Forever Friendship.
This is the sacred RED ROSE..
I am truly satisfied with my current lot in
life, No one can distract me with their negative projections. I
am able to move from
one fantastic event or person to the next, without even thinking
about the important things. A persuasive person cannot talk me
into anything because I stay in control of my senses. I cannot
escape a critical lesson now, so I stay awake and deal with my
reality.
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This congress has a heavy summer work load.
They have just 3 things to do.
1. the business of health care. 2. An energy policy. 3.A supreme
court nomination.
Those poor overworked lawyers, what a to do list of work. How
about dropping your
congressman an email and telling them how you feel about a
certain action they should take.
But I feel sure that they will spend all summer talking about
these issues and leave
the halls of congress with the same issues still unsolved.
Here is the action required, 1. health care, The Veterans
Administration has a model health care system simply adopt their
policy and
make it available to all citizen. 2. energy, simple drill,
drill, drill. Then switch to
nuclear energy. 3.What the hell one Supreme Court Judge is just
as crooked as the next
one. With an hours work congress can go home and the country
will move forward.
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Everybody is discussing Jackson so I will
mention his name.
Whoever wrote "The pen is mightier than the sword" would be dumber than a bag of hammers when dealing with congress we have in Washington today. In my opinion, this congress could only learn what they have done to the working class American, after we had tarred and feathered the lot of them.
The most powerful force on this planet, is the American soldier when he or she is pissed.
I am going to meet a lot of new people
today and
there is a little voice in my head that keeps
talking to me and most of the time that little
rascal is often right so I need to watch what I
say and do.
I just had a 5 week vacation with nature, plenty of peace and quite out there among the birds and animals. But now I am going to the city to hear the noise of the human species. I find that little children are so amusing and happy until they reach the age where the adults in their life's have instilled in them the horrors of the human adult. I like going to the food courts in a mall and ease dropping on cell phone conversations. Why do we treat each other like that?
I am like a Hermit: Like a child full of wonder, I gaze into the mysteries of my inner life. The Moon's return to my sign today reminds me how important my feelings really are, even if I sometimes override them when they get in the way of my excitement. Now, however, I cannot avoid my emotions by simply choosing to ignore them. The volatility of my mood swings are a vital indicator of my emotional well-being. My greatest strength is a deep connection to my heart
We the Politicians of the United States, in Order to form a more perfectly taxed Union, establish Injustice, insure domestic Suppression, provide for a common defense against citizens, promote the general stimulus packages and secure the Blessing of political Liberty for ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this new constitution for the United States of America.......
Signed July 4 2009 by
McHenry, Poloski, The Big O, Stern, Limbaugh, Dobbs, Medoff,
Lou, Bill, Ted, Sam, Doyle, The Donald, Warren, Michael, Ron,
Fred, John, Kay, Mary, Alice, Glenn, Kathie, Dawn, Helen, Sam,
George, and a whole bunch of other crooked politicians,
